Cereal Wars lyrics

Get up early in the morning,
Going to the store.
Post, kellogs, general mills?
Its the cereal war.
Fuckin store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, kellogs, general mills?
Its the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock,
Its got a condom in the box.
Ill try some cocoa puffs today.
What the fuck is sonny anyway?
Some say dinos are the best,
Theyve got more marshmallows than the rest.
Theres not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies,
And always stay away from wheaties.
Now its dinner time and Im going back to the store.
I had some erkles, liked em a lot.
Its the cereal war.
I wish I were calvin or hobbes
And then I could try sugar bombs.
The soggies will never get capn crunch,
I guess Ill have crunch berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet,
Thats the only kind Ill eat.
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fuckin squirrel to you?

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What do you think is the meaning of Cereal Wars by A.f.i.?