Miss Marmelstein lyrics

Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Oh, why is it always miss marmelstein?
Miss marmelstein? miss marmelstein?
Other girls get called by their first names right away
They get cozy intimate ... do you know what I mean?
Nobody calls me: hey, baby doll!
Or honey dear or sweetie pie
Even my first name would be preferable
Though its terrible, it might be better: its yetta!
Or perhaps my second name thats tessye
Spells t-e-s-s-y-e!
But no, no, its always miss marmelstein!
Youd think at least miss m. they could try...
Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Oh, I could die!
Im a very willing secretary
Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate
Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment
Its great I mean simply great
But the aggravation of my situation
I might as well get it off my chest
Its the drum appellation
Oh pardon the big words I apply
But I was an english major at c.c.n.y.
Drum appellation!
Well, literally I am persistently addressed
Persistently, perpetually, continually and inevitably addressed!
Believe me, it could drive a person positively psychosomatic
Why is it always miss marmelstein?
Miss marmelstein? miss marmelstein?
Other girls get called by their nick names right away
Slightly naughty or riske
Do you know what I mean? ha! ha...mmmmmmm!
Nobody calls me : koo-chee-koo or boobala or passion pie
Even hey there babe! thought not respectable
Aint so objectable
Its kind of crummy but chummy
Of course if I got married, that would do it
So, wheres the lucky guy? ha...
Till then it still is miss marmelstein!
Everyday I get more and more fast
Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
Oh...oh...oh...!
I could bust!

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What do you think is the meaning of Miss Marmelstein by Barbra Streisand?