Secret Service lyrics

The secret service makes me nervous
When I am dating they are waiting to observe us
When I get ready to hold steady for the kiss you plan
The secret service makes me nervous and I cant!

Theyre always spying, no denying
Theyre always peeping, gumshoe creeping, private eying
When Im beginning to give-inning like a maiden aunt
The secret service makes me nervous and I cant!

Ive been exposed beyond control
Just like a goldfish in a bowl!

The presidents daughter must drink water
No drink of scotch she might do what she hadnt otter
When Im ignited, so excited that I start to pant
The secret service makes me nervous
When my lamps are lit
And I say this is it!

. . . the secret service makes me nervous
And I cant!

The secret service makes me nervous
Those white house dicks get all their kicks
When they observe us!
Just as I wind up, make my mind up, not to say I wont
The secret service makes me nervous and I dont!

When things look rosy they get nosy
Theyll say theres tootsie playing footsie very cosy
My pulse goes higher, Im on fire, shakin at the knees
The secret service makes me nervous and I freeze!

Whatever I may do or say
Will be reported the next day!
They dont see clearly when Im merely being courted
When Im just necking simply pecking with a cary grant
They stand behind me to remind me who and what I am
. . . when I dont give a ? x? x ( ooh ahh ahh! )
The secret service makes me nervous and I cant!

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